Mr. Burns opens up his own casino once gambling is legalized in Springfield, hiring Homer as a blackjack dealer despite his poor mathematics. Marge goes to the casino to collect Homer one evening, and becomes heavily addicted to the slot machines. Homer notices this and tries to get her to give up her addiction. Meanwhile, Bart opens up his own casino in the treehouse, where he has all kinds of entertainment such as magic tricks. Luckily he doesn't end up as insane as Mr. Burns who stops cutting his hair and becomes mad because he owns a casino.
[Lisa has had a nightmare] Lisa: Well, I know it's absurd, but I dreamed the boogeyman was after me, and he was hiding under... Homer: Ahhhhhhhhhh! Boogeyman! You nail the windows shut, I'll get the gun! [Homer bursts into Bart's room] Homer: Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house! Bart: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Air Date : 12-16-93
Chalkboard : I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause.
Couch : They run into one another, smashing into little peices. Santa's Little Helper sniffs around them.