Bart the General

Episode Summary

Bart trains his army

Bart and his friends group together to fight against the school bully Nelson and his gang. Grandpa and the one-armed man who owns the Army Memorabilia store help them attack them with water balloons until he signs a treaty.

Quotes

Otto: Goodbye little dude! You look so lifelike man.
Principal Skinner: Yes. The school nurse did a wonderful job reconstructing his little face after the fight. Goodbye son, I guess you were right: all that homework was a waste of your time.

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Herman: When he leaves the Kwik-E-Mart, we start the saturation bombing. You got the water balloons?
Bart: Two hundred rounds, sir. Is it okay if they say "Happy Birthday" on the side?
Herman: Well, I'd rather they say, "Death From Above," but I guess we're stuck.

Guest Voices

Other Information

Air Date : 2-04-90

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Production Code : 7G05

Director

• David Silverman

Writer

• John Swartzwelder