After Bart learns he can get a knife in the Boy Scouts he sees that everyone has a use for them
Bart finds some money on the street, so he experiments with an all-syrup Squishee with Milhouse. They have a night on the town (during which they meet up with Barney). Bart wakes up the next morning to realize he has joined the Junior Campers, while Milhouse winds up on a boat. Bart doesn't like being a Camper, and is about to leave until he finds out he'll be allowed to carry a knife around after some training. As soon as the father and son rafting trip comes up though, Bart soon regrets staying at the Junior Campers when Homer gets the navagation wrong and sends everyone into the middle of the ocean. Luckily Homer smells a nearby Krusty Burger. They make it to an oil rig (that has a Krusty Burger on it) and buy alot of burgers.
Homer: Oh, what does it matter? We're doomed! Ned: (Sees a seagull) Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land! They only go out to sea to die!
(The seagull squawks as it lands in the water and dies.) Homer: Woo-hoo! See that, boy?! Your old man was right, not Flanders! We are doomed! (Points to Ned) In your face, Flanders!
Air Date : 11-18-93
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Couch : The family's eyes all run in darkness - and when the lights come on, the bodies run in after the eyes. The bodies sit down on the couch and lean forward, sticking their eyes in their sockets.