Marge has an idea of setting Grandpa Simpson up with her mother, Jacqueline Bouvier. They start dating and have lots of fun together. One evening, they go dancing where Mr. Burns cuts in on a dance. Showing impressive moves, Mrs. Bouvier takes to Mr. Burns and shocks everyone by accepting Mr. Burns' marraige proposal. During the wedding though, Grandpa stops everything before she becomes Mrs. Burns by playing her favourite song. She says she doesn't want to marry him any more, but she doesn't want to marry Abe either. Who says he's fine with that, as they run off to a bus where they awkwardly travel off together.
Grampa: You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to.
Air Date : 5-12-94
Chalkboard : I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball.
Couch : They run into one another, smashing into little peices. Santa's Little Helper sniffs around them.