After being insulted by the Ramones:
Mr. Burns: Have the Rolling Stones killed.
Smithers: Sir, those aren’t–
Mr. Burns: Do as I say!
George Bush and Jimmy Carter are denied entry to Mr. Burns’ party for being one-termers.
Carter: You too huh? Well I know a good yoghurt place..?
Bush: Get away from me, loser.
Mr. Burns: Ah, yes. Naturally I can’t pay you much of a reward because I’m strapped for cash.
The ceiling above them collapses, and Mr. Burns is showered with gold coins and jewellery. A crown lands on his head.
Mr. Burns: As you can see, this old place is falling apart. But I’m sure we can come to an understanding.
Bart: Hey Apu, this bag of ice has a head in it!
Apu: Ooh, a head bag! Those are chock full of… heady goodness!
Mr. Burns: Smithers, I’m so happy! Something amazing has happened – I’m actually happy! Take a note. From now on, I’m only going to be good and kind to everyone.
Smithers: I’m sorry sir, I don’t have a pencil.
Mr. Burns: Don’t worry, I’m sure I’ll remember it.